I wrote this on December 13, 2006, after a really, really big fight. It was hardly our first fight, but at that point I had had quite enough with her as she continued to damage our relationship so that we'd end up in divorce. My Monologue I married you Thought we’re alike We went adrift From one more fight You did not see What you did do You made me - me You stopped being you I had a life I had a dream All I asked from you Was not to scream You’re very loud You won’t shut up For family’s sake I did put up I asked you to Put up as well You said you can’t Like go to hell You will not change You claim you’ll try You go back to Your previous style You always cry From the smallest pain You sulk, get mad Always complain I gave up hope I live alone When we grow old You can’t atone I write this now My seven-year itch So truth be told You are a bitch I gave you all While we were one You gave me naught Except our son My love for him Makes up my hate For you my wife It seems my fate He makes me smile He is my cheer I thank you God That much is clear I do not know What lies ahead With him, the world, I do not dread I live with you Like siblings do We fight so much Why do we do? You blamed me for, When we got wed, Not being rich Is what you said You assumed much I did not lie When I first met you You stretched a lie I had a job Was pleasant too I told you jokes Your family too I was myself You know that’s so But all you cared Was for my parents’ dough You knew I was Too proud to ask You said you too Through your mask You told me stuff I held to heart You spun a tale You had an art I found this out As time passed by You claimed the truth But we knew the lie I blamed your mom For what you do I thought you pure I was a fool I faked my love I told you yes You faked it all I failed the test Time passed us by We went adrift We moved so far Our worlds had shift I stuck with you We’re supposed to do You hinted divorce Might come through Not once or twice Did you mention it But at least five times When I was counting it I think you need Some shrink’s advice Of course you’d claim They’re all my lies You don’t know what The truth is now You’ve merged it all Confused it, how? You claimed all couples Were like us still You were so wrong And wrong are still I really wish This hadn’t passed But that’s what happens When you’re an ass If you really cared About being a wife You’d have told your mom To get a life You are my wife A mother too But being a daughter Was all you knew You haven’t got The will to try And thus we’re stuck Until we die You were my bitch When you were sweet Now you’re a bitch No more a treat Is this the end It’s hard to tell You may think that I caused this spell I am not pleased To say the least But re-read my song And curb the beast.