There was a young Don from Trinity

Who solved the square root of infinity

While counting the digits

He was seized by the figits

Dropped science and took up divinity

Anonymous.

A New Solution to an Old Problem -

The Topologist's child was quite hyper

`Til she wore a Moebius diaper.

The mess on the inside

Was thus on the outside

And it was easy for someone to wipe her.

By Eleanor Ninestein.

An analyst, surname of Nero,

Is my mathematical hero.

Says he, "When in doubt,

I always start out,

'Given > 0 ...'."

By James R. Martino,

Department of Mathematics

The Johns Hopkins University

Baltimore, MD 21218.